impmon:

no no no, im a TRAINsexual not a transexual. nothing gets my dick harder than a sweet ass train

(via vriskaphiliac)

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

(via fuckinq)

keeska:

the fact that the University of Washington’s mascot is a dog makes me so happy in so many different ways because then you get photos like this at graduation

(via funkies)

"Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches." — (via pluteum)

(Source: another-troubled-soul, via satansbuttcrack)

(Source: ourlittlesecretlust, via j0hnnykn0x)

(Source: igotnastyhabits, via vriskaphiliac)

googlebus:

honestly I think in general if someone punched me in the face I’d be too tired to respond 

(via vriskaphiliac)

(Source: pretzeljesus, via anatomyofrain)

muscleluvr2:

walk up in the club like what up. ive got a fucked up cock. any doctors in here who want to take a close look at this fucked up and wrong member of mine

(via theyellowbrickroad)

barleytea:

so tired of this ratchet ass hood

(via ween-queen)

wh AT

stop

I want to rip your face off then sew it back on with kisses thats how i feel towards you right now

kamelworld:

ooommggggg

(Source: fastcarsandchocolatebars, via nardvvuar)

kamelworld:

ooommggggg

(Source: fastcarsandchocolatebars, via nardvvuar)